Published the 25th Jan, 19 in the Music category
We went out for dinner the other evening.
The food was brilliant, all fusion noodles and tempura and big Thai curries. Proper South East Asian food that could maybe have had a slightly bigger chilli kick, but I am a Bradfordian, after all. We like our chillis.
The restaurant is in one of those converted warehouse-type places with high ceilings and iron beams and leather seats. My mum would undoubtedly have called it ‘trendy’.
Everything was first-rate, from the food to the service, except there was one thing, literally in the background, that started to jump out and clobber both of us.
The music, which was terrible.
Track after track of dated pop and power ballads, all slightly too loud. It was as if they’d just stuck "Now That’s What I Call the Eighties" on and left it to run through the whole horrifying lot.
The problem was the fit. The music didn’t match the food or the restaurant. There was a definite mismatch between the way the restaurant projected itself on the plate and the way it did so over the soundsytem.
Bang up to date fusion food vs. cheesy eighties music? It didn’t work out.
That sort of contrast is very common, and I’ve noticed it in a few places recently…the background music does nothing to support the food or the atmosphere of the place. It’s as if all the focus and effort has been spent on the food and decor, inspiration just ran out.
You can imagine the meeting now:
“OK, we’re done. Menu finished, decorating done. Move that plant over there a bit and that’s it”
“What about music, boss?”
“Music? Forgot about that. Pop round to Asda and pick something out of the bargain bin, quick. Here’s 10 USD. I want my change back.”
It needs a little more thought than that. Music should be an intrinsic part of a restaurant’s business plan and its approach to design.
There’s a certain French bistro in Leeds that gets it right – it looks like a French bistro, the food tastes exactly like it’s from a French Bistro, and they play French music in the background, all Edith Piaf and the like. They don’t play death metal. That would be wrong (although I’m not suggesting that death metal is always wrong. Some of it is ACE), but Piaf is right in that restaurant, and it rounds off the customer’s impression of a restaurant that’s thought it all through properly and delivered.
Just as an aside, and to make one thing clear, I’ll leave any restaurant that plays Coldplay immediately. I don’t find that unreasonable.
Silence isn’t golden
What of restaurants with no music at all? Happens a lot, and always makes me slightly uncomfortable.
A few years ago, we ate in a small, very highly regarded restaurant in a small French town. The dining room had about eight or so tables, and only a couple of them were occupied. The food, wine and service were exquisite, with the waitress/owner letting us sample some wonderful wines that just happened to be open, but the room was cloaked in a deathly hush.
We were conspicuously British and therefore the subject of a slightly elevated level of mild intrigue, but the other two tables weren’t particularly talkative, so there was none of the reassuring background chatter that helps you to believe that your conversation is just being lost amongst the ambience. No, it felt as if the other diners were listening right in to every word we said.
I doubt they’d have been able to understand us, but that was a minor detail…they might as well have been stood over our table. It was odd and quite uncomfortable.
The same thing happened years ago in a Dublin B&B breakfast room, run by a strange elderly woman who wanted to talk about “the troubles” and her dwarf daughter It was all very deathly silent and Twin Peaks-like…I honestly wouldn’t have been surprised by anything at all in that dining room, and I’m certain that the total silence was the main cause of the…creepiness.
Now, there are exceptions. Big, bustling, busy dining rooms, places with a natural vibe and a movement and fluidity about them maybe don’t need background music because it wouldn’t serve a purpose. They generate their own atmosphere, and if it works, that’s great, but they’re few and far between.
It’s the small places, the places struggling to spark things into life that need to think about this more. There’s nothing worse than a conspicuously awkward meal, and it’s most certainly the restaurant’s job to help you avoid that at all costs.
That’s an absolutely unanswerable question. A restaurant soundtrack should match the restaurant. It could be off-the-wall or obscure, or mainstream and predictable, but it’s got to fit, and it shouldn’t be bad. Now, I know that bad is a very subjective word to use because my bad might be your good, but the choice of music at least needs a little thought put into it. It needs to reflect a sense that the management have thought things through. If it’s good , you might not notice it, but if they get it wrong, you definitely will.
It’s not enough to play just anything, or to hit shuffle on a random iTunes library.
There has to be a decent stab at a playlist at the very least, and whatever ends up being played out, there must be no easy listening jazz.
That’s an absolute rule.